Warning: Jewish Discussion Below! If It Sounds Like We’re Yelling, That’s Just How We Talk! In the winter between 2016 and 2017, I went on Birthright. It was fun. It was ten days with 25 horned up college students and eight hardbodied IDF soldiers with official orders to tactically seduce us by any means necessary, hermetically sealed into a coach bus to prevent any pheromones from leaking out. We listened to Israeli pop music, which, despite every songwriter in the world being Jewish, sucks ass. We smoked disgusting, brown weed that looked like goose poop. We drank beer at a bar overlooking the spot where Jesus was baptized and almost peed in the river before realizing that. They made us listen to Sheldon Adelson speak at a giant Hannukah party, and even from the back row, I could see his horrendous physical condition. The evil force which inhabited his physical body had no more use for his corporeal form, and was laying one final batch of demon eggs within him before finally allowing him to die.
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